I dunno about you, but I like my men rugged, smart, and able to wield a hammer/sledgehammer/wrench/crabpot. Enter Mike Rowe. While not actually a crabber, he does talk a lot about them, well, because he narrates the Deadliest Catch series.
And honestly, who doesn't want to hump this man?
Oh man, I wanna come to work to find Mike on my desk. I don't think I will get anything done, but that doesn't matter, right?


